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Post by Doctor Ink on Mar 6, 2012 13:26:38 GMT -6
Now, I cannot draw to save my life, but I can limerick on command and thought a stupid poetry thread could be fun. Submit a poem, give people something to write about, realize that I am in truth just a guy with dumb hobbies...
Have fun. ^_^ Essentially.
Lust: Under thick layers of dust Is the doctor's unpracticed urge, lust He finds it so crude And so frequently lewd To indulge in the way that furres must.
Gluttony: It is with trepidation that I Confess my strong fondness of pie I just can't get enough, Though as of late it's been tough To wear trousers, I do not know why.
Greed: There is nothing as sweet or sublime As these piles of things that are mine Oh I'm sure you have scores Of things that are yours But they won't be, if you give me time.
Envy: A dragon can be rather mean When things that she wants can be seen She will snarl and then bite Pull with all of her might On that gemstone that's turned her eyes green
Pride: I will tell you, I'm simply the best Better by far than the rest I will boast and I'll brag And I'll wave my own flag Just as long as there isn't a test!
Wrath There is nothing as tempting, you'll learn Than to give in to fire's slow burn For you know that they're wrong, But they won't be for long! When in speech, your axe gets a turn.
Sloth I don't want to write this one today... It is far more appealing to play. Or to find a quick eat, Or to prop up my feet Oh, I guess that it's done anyway.
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Post by Doctor Ink on Mar 6, 2012 14:12:17 GMT -6
Assistance:
A limerick is easy to do Track rhythm, and follow rhyme too The rhythm's "8, 8", "5, 5 and an 8" And rhyming just follows beat's cue.
(the above isn't strictly true- the longer lines can have anywhere from 7-9 beats per measure, as long as syllable emphasis flows accordingly. 'da DUN da da DUN da da DUN' - the dual lines of 5 beats, however, are harder to mess with)
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Post by The Dreamwalker on Mar 6, 2012 15:13:17 GMT -6
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
Or...
I have a business Installing styrofoam nuns. F*** a fruit basket.
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Post by Radical Ace on Mar 7, 2012 8:07:04 GMT -6
I can't rhyme for shit, but Daine posed the idea of offering topics?
So far the only topics I can think of is "Limerick description of various characters" and also "Bras" because I honestly would be curious to see what things you have to say on such an alien contraption. xD
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Post by Doctor Ink on Mar 7, 2012 8:22:36 GMT -6
You brag, be you A or a D And push them so we all can see Yes they're lovely and there But I really don't care As it's strictly "just penis" for me.
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Post by Radical Ace on Mar 7, 2012 8:24:23 GMT -6
...Congratulations, I'm now really, really trying hard not to burst laughing at work. Good job.
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Post by Tiran on Mar 7, 2012 20:42:54 GMT -6
Now if we are to talk about breasts, It's rather mean of you to make jest. Be they melons abound, or small, subtle, and round, You'll find they're truly a great headrest.
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Post by Doctor Ink on Mar 7, 2012 21:47:28 GMT -6
Your rhythm is off
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Post by Tiran on Mar 7, 2012 21:51:19 GMT -6
Not if you've been drinking it's not.
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Post by Doctor Ink on Mar 9, 2012 22:47:51 GMT -6
I do not consume alcohol
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